All About That Beard

This is what happens when your friend Olivia Kelly recommends you and your fellow bearded writers on Twitter and then follows it up with a humorous hashtag – #AllAboutThatBeard

 

Chorus:
Because you know I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard, 
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard
Beard beard beard beard
Beard

Verse 1:
Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no boy toy
But I can grow it, grow it like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that real beard that all the girls chase
All the right hair in all the right places
I see the movie scenes, working that wax so hot
We know that shit ain’t real
Come on now make it stop
If you got whiskers whiskers, just raise ‘em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Pre Chorus:
Yeah, my daddy he told me don’t worry about your hair
He says, girls like a rugged man to hold them tight at night
You know I won’t be no slick figure, manscaped  and waxed Ken doll,
So if that’s what you’re into
Then go ahead and move along

Chorus:
Because you know I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard
Hey!

Verse 2:
I’m bringing manly back
Go ahead and tell them pretty boyeez, hey
No, I’m just playing
I know y’all think you’re coarse
But I’m here to tell you,
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top

Pre Chorus:
Yeah, my daddy he told me don’t worry about your hair
He says, girls like a rugged man to hold them tight at night
You know I won’t be no slick figure, manscaped  and waxed Ken doll,
So if that’s what you’re into
Then go ahead and move along

Chorus x 3:
Because you know I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard

Because you know I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard

Because you know I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard
‘Bout that beard, no stubble
I’m all about that beard,
‘Bout that beard